keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.
gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.
ontheriverbed:

Look what I found today.
jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

littlebearjar:

I’m off to work babe